Well this is completely off topic but this thread that my Brother (Charlie) posted in a Baldurs Gate 2 Forum cracked me up.
Limited Wish Spell. (BIG, BIG SPOILER AHEAD) (modified 0 times) Charlie
Tell me guys, did I miss something here? The L.W option - "Adv' like no other"...... what a waste of time! Firstly you're told the mound is near Trademeet when it's eight hours away in the Druid Grove. Now call me old fashioned, but if I asked someone where my local shop was and was told it was near location X only to top up with an eight hour trek in front of me I'd be peeved to say the least....I spent almost that amount of time poncing about in Trademeet looking for the place. Applying this logic I might just f**k off over to France because it's only a couple of inches away on my world map and therefore I can walk it. It's so close to England it won't take long. Anyway, that gripe over I then do my running around, lose an item, get back "home" only to be given a ....Oh... err...ummm. AAaaarrrgghh, the penny just dropped. Thinking about it now maybe I have no cause for complaint as it really was an adventure like no other....bollocks, bollocks and more bollocks.... I hate proving myself wrong .
Aaah sugar, I wasn't thinking straight until I started typing this and in the game I was intent on at least coming away with something. I topped Dennis and firm 'cos I decided the 30k XP was reasonable recompense for my (self inflicted) troubles. This action ain't gonna come back and bite me on the arse somewhere else is it? Please tell me this was Dennis' and gangs only involvement in the game, pleeeeeaaaaasssse. NUTS.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One love, peace. Charlie.
Oh man Charlie, Capt. Dennis was actually your great uncle's best friend's dog's former owner and is quite important to the game. You actually needed to give him a special potion that you pick up in the last moments of the game, only he can turn it into an antidote for a poison that kills you near right near the end. Guess you've stuffed it now. But have no fear there's a troll next to the troll mound near trademeet that can do the same thing. . . .
01-30-2001 12:02:16 P.M.
RE:Limited Wish Spell. (BIG, BIG SPOILER AHEAD) (modified 2 times) Charlie
Yorick. The Troll near the Troll mound near Trademeet that incidentally ain't that close to the Troll mound with the Troll near it can also stuff it?...shit! Is this close proximity Troll closer in proximity to the Troll mound than the proximity of the Troll Mound is to Trademeet which is not in close proximity to the Troll Mound at all. I really need to talk to this Troll as it may be that he sold the dog that was sold to my great uncles best friend to Capt' Dennis in the first place....man I'm in trouble.
Sussed it...gonna use a limited wish spell and wish I never wished for a limited wish in the first place. Do you think that if I wish hard enough my wish that I will keep limited to a limited wish will work?... I wish it would.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One love, peace. Charlie.
